‘That Girl is Going to Get Herself Killed’ 
McDonald Creek, Glacier National Park, Montana. Photo by Step2626
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‘That Girl is Going to Get Herself Killed’ 

Exploring the line between stoked and stupid might be the very heart of adventure

In 2012, I was working at a hotel in Glacier National Park when a man I’d just met invited me for a day of tubing and drinking beer on the river. Little did I know, I would nearly drown in the rapids.

But this story doesn’t begin in the water.

This story begins at Many Glacier Hotel the night before the start of the summer season. The employees, most of us new to each other, new to Glacier, gathered in a basement theater space typically reserved for a folk singer who performed songs about mountaineering. A seasoned National Park Service ranger stood before us in the usual wide-brimmed hat and stiff green trousers.

“Glacier National Park is dangerous,” she said. “And every year, there are fatalities. Climbing accidents, deadly encounters with animals. Some of you have experience in nature. Some of you are new to it. Either way, statistically, one of you will die this summer.”

Perhaps it was the growing darkness outside, the perfectly triangular silhouette of

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