Jeff Johnson is more myth than man. A terrific surfer. World-class paddler. Incredible bodysurfer. Great climber. Long-distance runner. He probably speaks 7 languages. Definitely does 250 pushups before you’ve even considered waking up. He just turned 50 and to celebrate/bemoan the occasion, he decided to run 50 km and climb 50 pitches in one day. As you do.