Well, it could have been worse. Like, he could have died. Instead, our hero only ended up going to the hospital and finding out that he bruised his lung and liver and tore an abdominal ligament. And, as his buddy says, has no brains.

Language is NSFW.


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Steve Casimiro is the editor of Adventure Journal. Follow him on Instagram at @stevecasimiro.