The Beer-Based Gratitude Scale for Outdoor People

by brendan leonard semi rad on June 8, 2011 · 9 comments

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Last Wednesday, I was standing in my neighborhood liquor store trying to decide whether I should buy a bottle of scotch or a six-pack of good beer for a friend of mine. I was borrowing his set of ice tools and seven ice screws for a trip to the Ouray Ice Park. My girlfriend does not own ice tools, and I do not yet own any ice screws. And I am big on appreciation. I figure we’re talking $400 worth of screws and $400 worth of ice tools, so he’s saving me quite a bit of money by allowing me to postpone my investment.

$11 worth of Dale’s Pale Ale ought to cover it. I decided a bottle of scotch would be way over the top.

I was thinking, though, for a guy who doesn’t drink, I seem to purchase my fair share of beer in liquor stores and bars. Maybe it’s because in my hometown in Iowa, beer is currency. I bought my first car for $500 and two cases of Busch Light. My father once rented a skid-loader for a day in exchange for eight steaks and four cases of beer. My friend’s father once picked up a topper for his pickup truck for $15 and a handle of Black Velvet.

There are certain unspoken levels of appropriate gratitude — you wouldn’t ask your friend to help you move furniture all day and buy him/her one drink. No, you would buy them pizza and a bunch of beer, at minimum. It’s the same for the outdoors. So I’ve come up with some rough guidelines to help you decide what’s appropriate when thanking someone for an outdoor-related favor.

1 beer:

* Friend/climbing partner picked you up and drove to the trailhead
* You forgot to pack a tire patch kit or extra tube, you got a flat tire, your friend let you borrow their tube/patch
* You borrowed a guidebook
* You ran out of water on a hike and your friend split their last bottle of water with you
* You are very late getting home from hiking/climbing; friend/climbing partner allows you to tell your spouse that it was his/her fault you are late

2 beers:

* Friend/climbing partner picked you up and drove to the trailhead while you slept in the passenger seat
* Friend/climbing partner picked you up and had donuts and/or coffee for you; you did not sleep in the passenger seat on the way to the trailhead
* Climbing partner led the hard pitch, or pitches
* You borrowed a pair of skis or snowboard
* You are very late getting home from hiking/climbing; friend/climbing partner calls your spouse and explains that it was his/her fault you are late
* Friend/climbing partner cooked dinner on overnight trip; it was better than you can cook at home
* Friend brings firewood for weekend car camping trip
* You bail off climbing route, leaving friend’s gear (can be more, depending on amount of gear left)

6-pack:

* You borrowed a set of ice tools and a rack of ice screws
* You borrowed sleeping bag, tent, or stove for weekend
* Following a bicycle mechanical on a road ride way outside of town, friend drove and picked up you and your bike and took you home
* You borrowed a friend’s mountain bike or road bike

1 beer every time you get together for the rest of your lives:

* Partner dug you out of an avalanche, full burial
* Friend ran to get help when you sustained a leg injury in the backcountry and couldn’t walk; you survived

We owe Brendan Leonard a minimum of two of whatever it is he’s drinking. You can find a lot more thoughts just like this at www.semi-rad.com.

Tagged as: climbing, cycling, essay

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Ali G June 8, 2011 at 08:07: This is some good stuff!

My personnal addition, which is pretty common in most ski town and goes for a 6-pack:

*Friend working at the local shop tuned and waxed your skis overnight
dsept June 8, 2011 at 09:06: I have always figured that beer is appraised at twice retail value when in a tipping environment.
SuzRocks June 8, 2011 at 13:27: Looks like I should buy stock in alcoholic beverage companies. I feel as if I have a tendency to over compensate. I like this scale much better!
Ace June 8, 2011 at 14:06: I live in Utard. All my friends bring cases of beer, boxes of wine, and assorted bottles of different stuff. Then they get to stay in my house which is in an incredible location. I can’t say anymore owing to the blood oath. Good deal all around, barter system rules!
18milesperhour.com June 8, 2011 at 15:58: That is a fantastic stuff. I believe in this wholeheartedly.
I had a bad MTB crash a few weeks ago and shattered my collarbone. The hikers/good samaritans who helped me off the hill refused to give me their info when I said I wanted to repay them for their generosity. They all seemed almost offended that I didn’t just accept the code of “we all help each other.” There are good people out there on the hill.
fat beast June 11, 2011 at 09:07: I lived in a popular climbing area (idlywild ca) and the climbers walked in and out like it was their house. I will never buy a climber a beer or let them borrow anything. I learned from them, I got mine!
danger June 11, 2011 at 10:40: amongst kayakers the proper fee for a stranger returning the paddle you lost while swimming a class 5 drop is a good 6 pack. it’s a case for your returned kayak. i often choose to pay up with bass ale, a classy beer that goes down smooth.
Turk June 11, 2011 at 17:24: Yeah, well, it has to be good beer.
Kim Kircher June 16, 2011 at 09:35: We ski patrollers have our own addition. Any patrollers visiting from another area who are given a pass for the day from us usually leaves a 12 pack (or two) in the patrol room, which is waiting for us after work. It’s a quality move, always appreciated, but also completely expected.